I am the Sock Monster
I steal socks out of your dresser
I steal socks out of your dryer
I am made of lint
I cough up link
I spit lint
I fart lint
I am mean
I growl
I love socks
I am invincible
I am am the Sock Monster

Beware!
Just try to hide your sock, you will fail!
mwhaaa haaa haaa
grrrrrrr
burp!